60+ Are You A Bank Loan Pickup Lines

Could you please explain the terms and conditions of this loan in detail?

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest compounding daily.

If you were a bank loan, you’d be the one with zero interest, because you’re priceless.

Are you a bank loan? Because you seem like a high-yield investment in my happiness.

Is your name FICO? Because my interest in you just hit an all-time high.

You must be a bank loan with a low APR, because I’m feeling a long-term commitment here.

If you were a bank loan, you’d be a secured one, because I’ve got collateral in the form of my heart.

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got ‘premium’ written all over you.

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got a fixed rate, and my interest in you is anything but variable.

I may need a loan, but my commitment to repay is as strong as my commitment to making you smile.

Do you work at a bank? Because you need to leave me a loan with those looks.

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve accrued my attention.

If we were in a bank, I’d definitely secure a loan to invest in our future dates.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest from the moment you walked in.

You must be a bank loan, because my interest in you is growing exponentially.

If you’re a bank loan, then I’m ready to sign on the dotted line.

Are you a bank loan? Because you’re exactly what I need to make my life complete.

If you were a bank loan, you’d be the kind that only appreciates over time.

I appreciate your assistance in helping me secure this loan; you’re making the process much smoother.

Are you a bank loan? Because every moment without you feels like a penalty fee.

If love was a bank loan, I’d be in debt forever with you.

You’re like a bank loan I never want to pay off, because I want to keep you forever.

If my heart was a business, your love would be the bank loan it needs to start up.

Are you a bank loan? Because I feel like I just won the lottery of love.

Are you a bank loan? Because you’re drawing my interest over the principal reason we should be together.

Do you work in finance? Because when I calculate my future, your interest rate is always at 100%.

Are you a bank loan? Because I’m currently assessing the risk, and it looks like you’re worth every penny.

I value the relationship I have with this bank, and I’m looking forward to working together on this loan.

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.

If you were a bank loan, you’d be the only debt I’m willing to take on.

Are you a bank loan? Because it looks like you’re due for a romantic payment.

If kisses were bank loans, I’d be in default for how much I’ve borrowed from you.

You must be a bank loan, because you just took out a mortgage on my heart.

Are you a bank loan? Because I’m interested, and I believe in your terms and conditions.

Do you deal with bank loans? Because you’ve got my interest and I’m hoping for full approval.

How much down payment do I need to loan you out for life?” This plays on the concept of loans and commitment​

They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can certainly help fund a romantic dinner to celebrate getting this loan.​

Are you a bank loan? Because you have me at a loss for words, and I usually have good credit with conversations.

If you were a bank loan, I’d want a lifetime term with an option for forever.

Are you a bank loan? Because I’m looking to invest some serious time in you.

I must be a bad bank loan, because I’m all about extending my interest into you.

If our love was a bank loan, we’d both be feeling the interest right about now.

Are you a bank loan? Because I feel like I just went bankrupt with how much you’ve stolen my heart.

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest and I’d love to show you the dividends.

Is this a high-interest loan? Because my investment in you is growing at a surprising rate.

Applying for a loan is like making a good joke – it’s all about timing and a little bit of confidence.

Are you a bank loan? Because you’re the best investment I’ve ever made.

You must be a bank loan, because you just gave my life some serious credit.

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve appreciated in value since the moment I saw you.

If charm were a bank loan, you’d be the principal I’d never want to reduce.

You’re like a bank loan with the perfect interest rate—impossible to find and too good to be true.

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve added significant equity to my day.

If I were a bank, I’d approve your loan on the spot, because you’re a guaranteed return of happiness.

I want to thank you for your patience and guidance throughout this loan application process.

If you were a bank loan, you’d be impossible to repay because you’re too valuable.

Are you a bank loan? Because you’re just my type—low-risk and high-reward.

Do you specialize in loans? Because you’ve taken a lien on my heart.

If flirtation was a bank loan, I’d be in deep debt with you.

You must be a bank loan because my commitment to you just keeps getting stronger.

You must be a bank loan with low interest, because you’re easy to fall for and hard to pay back

Do I need good credit to be with you? Because I feel like you’re a loan I don’t want to default on.

Is this destiny or just a high-interest loan? Either way, I think I’m investing my heart in you.