57+ Avocado Pick up Lines

If you were a brunch menu, you’d be avocado toast – everyone’s favorite.

If you were an avocado, you’d be a ‘good fat’ because you’re great for my heart.

Are you an avocado? Because you’re the right kind of smooth and complex.

Is your name Avocado? Because you’ve got that naturally refined taste.

You must be an avocado, because you add the perfect flavor to my life.

If we were avocados, we’d make a pair – ripe for each other.

Our chemistry is like guacamole – perfectly blended.

You’re like an avocado; you make everything better.

Are you a ripe avocado? Because I want to spread you on everything.

Are you an avocado? Because you’ve got me feeling all soft and creamy inside.

I must be a chip, because I want to dive into your guacamole.

Is your name Guacamole? Because you’re making me want to dip into something spicy.

You must be an avocado, because you’re getting smashed tonight.

If you were an avocado, I’d want to be the pit – stuck to you forever.

I’d love to be the lime to your avocado – adding a bit of zest to your life.

Are we making guacamole? Because things are getting spicy between us.

If we were avocados, I’d be the toast, and you’d be the reason I’m complete.

If my heart was an avocado, you’d be the pit – essential and cherished.

You’re like the perfect avocado – hard to find and impossible to forget.

Our love is like an avocado – unique, nutritious, and always in season.

I didn’t believe in perfection until I saw you, the human embodiment of a perfect avocado.

You must be an avocado, because you’ve made my life rich and fulfilling.

Our relationship is like avocado on toast – simply meant to be.

You’re the avocado to my toast; without you, I’m just plain.

Our bond is like an avocado tree; it grows stronger every day.

Do you like avocados? Because I find you a-peel-ing.

Is your name Avocado? Because you’re everything I’ve avo-wanted.

If you were an avocado, I’d be the one who won the lottery.

Are you a guacamole recipe? Because I want all of your secrets.

Do you have an extra avocado? Because I just found my other half.

If we were avocados, we’d be in a guac-ship.

You must be an avocado, because you’re the good kind of fat.

Is your heart an avocado? Because it’s smooth, creamy, and steals the show.

If you were an avocado, you’d be the one everyone fights over at the store.

Are we at a farmers market? Because I just found a fine avocado.

Are you an avocado? Because you’ve turned my life into a happy toast.

You must be an avocado, because you make my heart go ‘Holy guacamole!

Did it hurt when you fell from that avocado tree?

Are you a ripe avocado? Because you’re hard to find but worth the wait.

If you were a toast, I’d be your avocado, because I belong with you.

Do you work at a grocery store? Because you know how to pick the best avocados.

You’re like a perfectly ripe avocado – simply amazing in every way.

Your personality is as rich and complex as a good guacamole.

Just like an avocado, you’re full of the good stuff.

You have a heart of guacamole – generous, rich, and inviting.

In a world full of onions, you’re an avocado – fresh and delightful.

Your smile is as bright as an avocado on a sunny day.

You’re the kind of person who makes avocados ripen – absolutely amazing.

You’re like a perfect guacamole recipe – just the right mix of everything good.

If you were an avocado, you’d be perfectly ripe all the time.

Are you an avocado? Because you’re the right kind of smooth.

You must be an avocado, because you’ve spiced up my life.

Do you have an avocado? Because I’d like to make breakfast with you.

Are you guacamole? Because you’ve got me dipping for more.

You’re not just an avocado; you’re the whole toast.

Are we in an avocado farm? Because I feel like I’ve found the best one.

You’re like an avocado – good for me in every way.