59+ Banana Pick up Lines

You’re like the perfectly ripe banana—just the right amount of sweetness, and improving everything you touch, from cereal to conversations.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

Do you like bananas or blueberries? I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple. But since you’re here, I guess you’re the banana of the moment.

If you were a banana, you’d be a unique variant—because you stand out in the bunch, and your DNA sequence is definitely one of a kind!

Are you a banana? Because I find your intellect appealing, and you’ve got more layers than a bunch on a tropical morning.

I must be a banana farmer, because I’m astounded by your quality bunch after bunch.

If you were a banana, you’d be an exotic cultivar that I’ve been searching far and wide to find.

If we were two bananas, we’d be the rarest pair in the fruit bowl—perfectly matched in sweetness and curve.

You must be a banana because you’re top banana in my book.

If I were a monkey, I’d jump through any number of hoops to get to your banana.

Can I be the cream to your banana pie?

Are you a banana because I find you un-bunch-lievably attractive.

Your curves make that banana you’re eating look straight.

How do you feel about banana splits? Because I’d love to take you out for one.

Do bananas come with GPS? Because I find myself getting lost in your sweetness.

Are you a banana shake? Because seeing you sets my heart whirling.

I’m not sure if you’re a banana or a spell caster because every time you appear, I just go soft.

Is your name potassium? Because you’re the element of surprise.

Are you a banana plantation? Because I find myself coming back to you.

If we were on a deserted island and I could only bring one thing, it would be a banana because you’ve already swept me off my feet.

Can I be your banana boat? I promise to carry you safely over the waves of life.

Are you a peeled banana? Because I see you showing your true colors and I love them.

If my heart were a fruit, it would be a banana because it’s fully ripe with love for you.

You must be the top banana because you’re always first in my thoughts.

Our love could make a banana ripen – sweet, colorful, and full of surprises.

If my love for you were a banana, it would be the kind that never browns, forever sweet and never thrown in the smoothie of past regrets.

Do you believe in destiny? Because I think we’re just two bananas in the same bunch.

Are you a banana? Because I peel better when I’m with you.

Are you a banana peel? Because I just fell for you.

If you were a banana, would you let me peel away your layers?

Is it hot in here or is it just the tropical banana climate between us?

Is your name Chiquita? Because you’ve got ‘premium quality’ written all over you.

Are you a bunch of bananas? Because I want to hang with you.

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type… of banana.

Is your heart shaped like a banana? Because I’m going bananas over you.

Did it hurt when you fell from the banana tree? Because you’re the bomb.

Are you a banana? Because I’m going bananas over you.

I might not be a banana, but I sure am slippery when you make me fall for you.

If you were a banana, I’d pick you first.

Do you have Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection and I’m pretty sure it’s not just the potassium from a banana.

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest and I’d like to invest in a banana farm with you.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ba-na-na because you’re ba-na-nas-ly amazing.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a banana for scale?

You must be made of bananas because you’re always the pick of the bunch.

If beauty were a fruit, you’d be an endless bunch of bananas.

You’re not just a banana; you’re the whole bunch to me.

If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I’d use my last breath to say you’re the best banana.

You’re the kind of person who could make bananas ripe with a single smile.

Your intelligence is as appealing as a banana’s richness in potassium.

I was feeling rotten until I met you, now I feel like the freshest banana in the bunch.

You’re not just the best banana in the bunch, you’re the whole banana bread—wholesome and warming hearts wherever you go.

Is your dad a baker? Because you are as sweet as banana bread.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and it’s just bananas.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me with that banana grin?

Are you a banana peel? Because I’m falling all over myself to get to you.

I must be a monkey because I’m going bananas over you!

You must be a banana with a secret recipe because every moment with you is rich, sweet, and utterly unforgettable.

If you were a banana, you’d be the one scientists would preserve for genetic perfection—because there’s simply no flaw in you.

If you were a banana, you’d be the top banana in my bunch.