58+ Beaver Pick up Lines

Are you a beaver Cause dam you’re smart.

If we were beavers we’d build a future together.

Just like a beaver I find you un-bark-lievably fascinating.

Our chemistry is like a beaver dam unstoppable.

You must be a beaver engineer because you’ve constructed a path to my heart.

Are you a beaver lodge because you’ve got layers of depth.

If love was a river you’d be my beaver dam holding it all.

Like a beaver’s work our bond is built to last.

Are we in a beaver colony because I feel a strong connection.

Are you a beaver Because you make my wood rise.

Let’s play beavers I’ll gnaw your wood.

I’m no beaver but I’d like to get busy with your wood.

Like a beaver I’m dying to gnaw on your log.

Hey beaver how about we dam up tonight.

If you’re a beaver I must be wood because you’ve got me standing tall.

You’re like a beaver dam you hold back all my desires.

Are you a beaver Because you’ve got my tail slapping.

In the river of life you’re the beaver dam to my heart.

If love is a forest you’re the beaver that makes it home.

Like a beaver to a riverbank I’m drawn to you.

Our love is like a beaver dam strong and enduring.

In the ecosystem of my heart you’re the essential beaver.

With you life feels like a serene beaver pond.

Your love is the wood that fuels my beaver soul.

In the lodge of my heart you’re the beaver I cherish.

Are you a beaver Because daaaaam.

If you were a beaver I’d let you chew on my wood.

Girl are you a beaver cause you look like you can handle some wood.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I in a beaver lodge.

Are you a beaver Because you look like a dam fine catch.

I must be a beaver because I’m dying to gnaw you out of my head.

You must be a beaver because you’ve been building dams in my heart all night.

Are you a beaver’s tail Because you’re uniquely smashing.

Did it hurt when you fell from a beaver lodge.

Are you a beaver Because you’re dam hilarious.

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber in a beaver pond.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to swim by again.

Are you a beaver’s dam Because you’re stopping all my thoughts.

Do you have a Band-Aid I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Is your dad a beaver Because you are a dam good looking.

If beauty were a grain of wood you’d be a whole forest.

You’re more beautiful than a sunset over a beaver pond.

Like a beaver’s craftsmanship your beauty is beyond compare.

Your eyes shine brighter than a beaver’s dam at sunrise.

You’ve got a smile that could light up a whole beaver colony.

Your personality is as charming as a beaver’s industriousness.

You’re the epitome of grace just like a beaver in water.

Your intelligence rivals that of the wisest beaver.

Your laughter is more melodious than the sound of flowing water in a beaver dam.

Are you a beaver Because dam.

If you were a tree you’d be a good tree because you’re just my type.

You must be a beaver because you look like a dam good time.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine.

Are you a beaver lodge Because you’ve got my heart layered.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together in a dam.

Are you a beaver Because you’ve got me wood.

I must be a beaver because I find you un-bark-lievably attractive.

Is it hot in here or is it just our beaver chemistry.

You must be a beaver because you’ve got me feeling eager.