60+ British Pick up Lines

Are you from the UK Because every time I see you, U K-keep me captivated.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together on a rainy London evening.

Is your name Big Ben Because you make my heart chime on the hour.

You must be British because you’ve conquered my heart without resistance.

Are you a cup of tea Because you’re making all my cares disappear.

Is it raining outside or are you just making me fall for you.

You remind me of the London Eye because you make my world go round.

Are you the British Museum Because you’ve got a lot of history and beauty.

I must be a Sherlock Holmes because I’ve discovered something incredible – you.

Are you a London tube Because I feel like we’ve got an underground connection.

I must be a British taxi driver because I can’t stop thinking about your fare.

You must be a Union Jack because you’ve got me standing at full mast.

Are you the River Thames Because you’re making my heart flow.

You’re like a British pub, I want to stay in you all night long.

Are you a Cornish pasty Because you’re hot and I want a bite.

I’m like a teapot, short and stout; here’s my handle, here’s my spout.

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me, love.

If you were a British castle, I’d be your knight in shining armour.

You must be a Jane Austen novel because you’ve got me feeling all romantic.

Are you a Beatles song Because I believe in yesterday, today, and forever with you.

You’re like a cup of English tea, perfect in every way.

You remind me of a gentle London rain, beautiful and refreshing.

If love was a letter, I’d send you first class to my heart.

You’re like a British summer’s day, short but incredibly sweet.

Just like the cliffs of Dover, my love for you stands strong and white.

Do you have a map Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes, love.

Are you from London Because I can’t stop looking at the Tower of you.

Are you a cup of tea Because you’re just my type – hot and British.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, love.

Are you a red telephone box Because I’d like to step inside and get to know you.

If you were a British biscuit, you’d be a Sweetheart.

Is your name Earl Grey Because you look like hot-tea.

You must be a British scone because you make my afternoons delightful.

Are you a tube strike Because you’ve got my heart stopping.

Are you British Because you’ve colonized my heart.

I must be a red double-decker bus because I can’t stop at just one look at you.

Are you the British economy Because I’m experiencing an upturn.

If you were a British sitcom, you’d be ‘Absolutely Fabulous’.

Are you a HP Sauce Because you spice up my life.

I’m like a teabag; I don’t work unless I’m in hot water.

Are you a black cab Because I’d pay a high fare to ride with you.

You’re as lovely as a day in the English countryside.

You’re more charming than a British accent.

Your eyes sparkle brighter than the Crown Jewels.

You’re as sweet as a scone with clotted cream and jam.

You’ve got more class than a royal tea party.

You’re more refreshing than a brisk walk in the Lake District.

You shine brighter than a sunny day in Brighton.

Your smile is more heartwarming than a cozy English pub.

Do you have a British passport Because you just stole my heart.

Are you a cup of tea Because you’re hot and I’m feeling stirred.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together in London.

If you were a British city, you’d be Breathtakingly London.

Are you from the UK Because I can’t believe U K-keep looking this good.

You must be a British comedy because you make me laugh in the best way.

Is your name London Bridge Because you’ve got me falling down.

You’re more mesmerizing than the London Eye.

Are you a Full English Breakfast Because you’re the best start to my day.

You must be British royalty because you’ve got me feeling like a prince.

Are you a Cornish pasty Because you’re the best thing I’ve found in the UK.

If you were a Beatles song, you’d be ‘Here Comes the Sun’ because you light up my life.