49+ Midwest Pick up Lines

Are you from the Midwest? Because you’re the only ‘Miss’ I want.

If you were a cornfield, I’d wander in you forever.

Is your heart from the Midwest? Because it’s as vast and welcoming as the plains.

Are you a Midwestern sunset? Because you’ve just taken my breath away.

Like a Midwest storm, you’ve got my heart thumping.

You must be a farmer, because you’ve just harvested my heart.

If love was a crop, you’d be the cream of the corn.

Are you a Midwest farm? Because I’d love to plow your land.

Like a true Midwesterner, I’m ready to show you some real hospitality.

Are you a tornado? Because you’ve just swept me off my feet.

If you were a corn stalk, I’d stalk you.

You must be from the Midwest, because you’re raising my barn.

How about we roll in the hay like a true Midwesterner?

You’re as hot as a Midwestern summer day.

In the vast landscape of my life, you shine like a Midwestern star.

You’re the cozy Midwest cabin I’ve always dreamed of.

My love for you is as endless as a Midwestern horizon.

Like a serene Midwest lake, your love calms and comforts me.

You’re the warm Midwestern sun on a cold winter day.

Our love is like a Midwest road trip – full of adventure and discovery.

Like a Midwestern quilt, you bring comfort and warmth to my life.

Are you from the Midwest? Because you’re the ‘Iowa’ of my eye.

If you were a farm animal, you’d be unbeatable at the county fair.

Are you a Midwesterner? Because you’ve got a lot of ‘classy’ in you.

Is your name Dorothy? Because you just swept me away to Oz.

You must be from the Midwest, because my love for you is as big as it gets.

If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.

Are you a piece of wheat? Because I’m a-maize-d by you.

Are you a Midwesterner? Because you’ve got a really ‘corny’ sense of humor.

I must be a Midwestern road, because I’m falling for you, potholes and all.

You’re like Midwestern weather: unpredictable but delightful.

Are you a cheese curd? Because you’re deep-fried and delightful.

If you were a farm, you’d be a really ‘cultivated’ one.

You must be from the Midwest, because you’ve just blown me away like the wind.

Are you a Midwestern diner? Because you serve up the best plates.

You’re as beautiful as a Midwestern sunrise.

Like a Midwestern barn, you stand strong and beautiful.

Your smile is as warm as a Midwestern summer.

You’re as refreshing as a breeze over the Great Lakes.

Like a Midwestern landscape, your beauty is serene and breathtaking.

You have the charm and warmth of a Midwestern small town.

You’re as rich in spirit as the Midwest is in soil.

Are you from the Midwest? Because you’re the only ‘Miss’ I want.

If you were a cornfield, I’d wander in you forever.

Is your heart from the Midwest? Because it’s as vast and welcoming as the plains.

You must be a farmer, because you’ve just harvested my heart.

Like a Midwest storm, you’ve got my heart thumping.

You’re like an Iowa prairie: naturally beautiful.

If love was a crop, you’d be the cream of the corn.