48+ Mustache Pick up Lines

Are you a detective? Because that mustache is solving all my mysteries.

Is your mustache made of gold? Because every time you talk, I see a glittering treasure.

If kisses were mustaches, I’d give you a handlebar.

Are you a detective? Because that mustache is really picking up clues about my heart.

Your mustache isn’t just a facial hair, it’s a work of fine art.

If our love story were a movie, your mustache would be the leading actor.

Is your mustache a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears.

They say a mustache speaks volumes; yours says ‘romantic lead’.

Is that mustache real? Because I’m feeling some real chemistry.

Do you condition your mustache? Because it looks incredibly soft and inviting.

I never liked mustaches until I saw yours, now I’m a believer.

How does it feel to have the sexiest mustache in the room?

Your mustache says ‘bad boy’, and I’m interested in the story.

I’ve got a thing for mustaches, and yours is speaking my language.

Your mustache isn’t the only thing that caught my eye, but it’s a good start.

Your mustache is like poetry on your lips, and I hang on every word.

If your mustache is a preview, I can’t wait to see the rest of the story.

Your mustache brings out the sparkle in your eyes and the love in my heart.

In a world full of clean-shaven, your mustache is a romantic classic.

Every time you stroke your mustache, I wish it were my hand.

Your mustache is the brush, and my heart is the canvas.

They say love is in the little things, like the twirl of your mustache.

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your mustache.

If your mustache was a movie, it would be a blockbuster.

Is your mustache a ticket? Because it’s got ‘fine’ written all over it.

Are you a magician? Because whenever you appear, your mustache captivates everyone.

Your mustache isn’t just growing, it’s stealing hearts.

If you were a president, your mustache would be on money.

Is your mustache a steering wheel? Because you’re driving me crazy.

Is your mustache made of sugar? Because it looks sweet.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and your mustache together.

Do you have Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection to your mustache.

Your mustache isn’t just funny, it’s hair-larious.

Are you a library book? Because I’m checking you and your mustache out.

Is your mustache a keyboard? Because it’s just my type.

You must be a broom, because your mustache just swept me off my feet.

Your mustache doesn’t just sit there, it adorns your face like a crown.

You wear your mustache like a badge of honor, and I salute you.

Your mustache is the perfect accessory to your smile.

In the book of style, your mustache has its own chapter.

Your mustache is not just facial hair, it’s a masterpiece.

You and your mustache are in a league of your own.

Your mustache speaks louder than words, and it says ‘elegant’.

Is your mustache made of velvet? Because it’s smooth as silk.

I never believed in love at first sight, but then I saw your mustache.

Your mustache isn’t just a facial feature, it’s a lifestyle.

If charisma had a mustache, it would look just like yours.

Your mustache isn’t just for show, it’s the showstopper.

I’m no artist, but I can picture me and you… and your mustache.

If your mustache was a car, it would be a luxury model.