54+ Polar Bear Pickup Lines

Not even the fiercest polar bear could guard a treasure as precious as your smile.

Do you believe in global warming? Because you’re melting my polar ice cap.

If I were a polar bear, I’d swim the Arctic Ocean just to break the ice with you.

You must be a polar bear, because you’ve got my heart on thin ice.

If we were polar bears, I’d be the one breaking the ice. But since we’re not, can I just say your smile has me on thin ice?

I must be a seal, and you must be a polar bear, because every time you’re near, I’m swept off my feet.

They say every polar bear has a unique print; well, you’ve certainly left yours on my heart.

Are you a polar bear? Because your icy coolness is melting my heart

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and give you a ‘bear’ hug?

Is it just the polar night or did you just give me chills?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ on an iceberg together, just like two polar bears.

I’m not sure what’s more elusive—a glimpse of a polar bear in the wild or a chance of getting a date with you.

Polar bears thrive in the cold, but just one look at you is enough to give me the warmth of a hundred summers.

I must be a polar bear cub because I feel like I’m clumsily skating around trying to get your attention.

How about we hibernate together through the winter? I hear it’s polar bear-approved.

If you were a fish, I’d be the hungriest polar bear – I’d catch you first every time.

You must be a polar bear because you’ve got that ‘unbearable’ charm.

You must be a polar bear because you’ve swum into my heart and set up camp.

Like a polar bear to its cub, I want to protect and treasure you forever.

Just like a polar bear’s commitment to the vast Arctic, I could roam the breadth of this earth and never find someone as extraordinary as you.

In the quiet of the polar night, it’s your warmth that would make my aurora borealis shine brightest.

Polar bears mate for life, you know; care to be my partner through every winter?

Like a polar bear braving the storm, I’d face any challenge to reach the comfort of your embrace.

If you were a polar bear, I’d wish to be the snow beneath your paws, holding you up and treasuring each step we take together.

Like the polar bear’s fur, you have an iridescence that turns the coldest days into an array of colors when I’m with you.

Are you a polar bear? Because every time you’re near, I freeze up.

If we were polar bears, I’d share my last seal with you.

Do you have a little polar bear in you? No? Would you like some?

Are you a polar bear? Because every time you walk into the room, it’s im-paws-ible not to smile.

I might not be a polar bear, but I still want to wrap you up in my arms and keep you warm.

Is your name Coca-Cola? Because you’re soda-licious and I can picture us together in a polar bear commercial.

Can I call you my little polar bear? Because I want to be snowbound with you all winter long.

Are you lost, ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from this polar region, and so is my heart without you.

You must be a polar bear because every time I see you, I feel like I’ve hit the iceberg jackpot.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together on a polar bear safari.

You must be a polar bear, because I just found my missing ice cap.

If I were a seal, I’d be wary of any polar bear but you.

Did you hear about that polar bear who could break dance? He was ice-cold, but you’ve got moves that could melt the Arctic.

I must be a polar bear, because I’ve got this incredible urge to break the ice and fish for your number.

I must be a polar bear because I can’t wait to dive into the conversation with you.

If you were a polar bear, I’d be the Arctic Ocean—just waiting for you to dive in.

If you were a polar bear, you’d be the star of the Arctic Circle.

Like a polar bear’s fur, you’ve got this ability to stay cool under pressure.

In the realm of polar bears, you’re the one with the crowning iceberg.

You’re not a polar bear, but your beauty could stop an entire expedition in its tracks.

You have more class than a polar bear on an iceberg sipping Coca-Cola.

If elegance were measured in cold, you’d be the Arctic, because you have all the grace of a polar bear on ice.

You must be a polar bear, because you’ve got this ‘cool’ that can’t be matched and a warmth that defies the frost.

Are you a polar bear? Because every time you walk into the room, it’s an endangered moment I can’t afford to miss.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

Are you a polar bear? Because I can’t bear the cold, but I could definitely bear being with you.

You must be a polar bear, because breaking the ice with you just comes naturally.

You’re like a polar bear, you make my heart feel warm even in the coldest of times.

If you were a polar bear, I’d risk frostbite just to break the ice with you.

Are you made of snow? Because every time I see you, I get ‘snow’ excited.