50+ Shrek Pick up Lines

Even Puss in Boots couldn’t resist those eyes of yours.

Are we in the Dragon’s castle? Because my heart feels trapped by you.

You don’t need a Fairy Godmother to make my dreams come true.

Is your name Fiona? Because I’ve been waiting for you my whole life.

Our love story could be the next big fairy tale, don’t ogre-think it!

No need for magic mirrors, I can already see a future with you.

Romeo and Juliet have nothing on us; we’re Shrek and Fiona, but without the swamp.

Forget Fairy Godmother’s spells; our chemistry is already magical.

Is your heart guarded by Dragon? Because it seems like a challenge worth taking.

You must be Princess Fiona, because every time I see you, I turn into a beast.

How about you and me go to my swamp and create our own fairy tale ending like Shrek and Fiona?

Wanna know why they call me the ‘big bad ogre’?

Let’s make our own ‘happily ever after’, no Fairy Godmother required.

Ever heard of ogre-sized love? Let me show you.

I promise, with me, there’s never a ‘donkey’ moment in the bedroom.

Is your heart a swamp? Because I’m diving in.

Is that a dragon in your pocket, or are you just enchanted to see me?

In a fairy tale world full of pretense, you’re my real ‘happily ever after’.

Like Shrek waited for Fiona, I’d wait an eternity for a moment with you.

You’ve turned my swampy heart into a castle of love.

Every ogre deserves their Fiona, and I think you’re mine.

In the book of fairy tales, ours is my favorite love story.

You’ve broken the curse that kept my heart in slumber.

You must be Princess Fiona, because day or night, you shine in my eyes.

They say ‘Love is a storybook story’, and with you, it feels like I’ve found my perfect chapter.

Are you from Far Far Away? Because you’ve got me enchanted.

Wanna be the Fiona to my Shrek? We can rule the kingdom together!

Is your name Donkey? Because I’m head over heels, and I just can’t stay away!

You must be a magic potion, because every time I look at you, I feel a transformation.

Are you the gingerbread man? Because you’re too sweet to catch.

No need for Fairy Godmother’s wand, you already make my dreams come true.

Your smile? Brighter than the candles on Shrek’s birthday cake!

Are you a part of the Duloc display? Because every time I see you, I want to press ‘replay’

I might not have a kingdom, but I’ve got a swamp and a heart ready for you!

Call me Lord Farquaad, because I’m short of words around you.

If you were a gingerbread, I’d never let Farquaad eat you.

Ever been to a swamp date? It’s muddy but unforgettable!

Is your name Fiona? Because I’ve been trekking through swamps just to find you!

If I said you had a body like an ogre, would you hold it against me in the swamp?

Are you from the Fairy Godmother’s? Because every time you’re near, I feel like I’ve had a Happily Ever After potion!

Ever been to a swamp party? Because whenever you’re around, things get muddy fun!

Even Fairy Godmother’s magic pales in comparison to your charm.

You have the grace of Princess Fiona and the bravery of Dragon!

You have the kind of beauty that could calm an angry Shrek and charm a donkey!

Your grace is more captivating than any dance in the ballroom of Far Far Away.

In the book of fairy tales, your allure would be the story everyone wants to read.

Even Shrek would leave his swamp to get a glimpse of your radiant smile.

No ogre layers or magic potions needed. You’re perfect just the way you are.

If Duloc had a ‘most enchanting’ category, you’d be its permanent display.

Forget Fiona, I think I’ve found my real fairy tale ending with you.

You must be the reason Shrek loves his swamp, because everything’s better with you in it.

I’d climb the highest tower or face the fiercest dragon, just to be near you.

You must have some of Fairy Godmother’s potion, because every moment with you feels magical.

If I were to write a fairy tale, it would be about the time I met you.

You’ve got the kind of charm that would make even an ogre blush.