58+ Sick Pick up lines

You must be a fever, because you’ve got me feeling hot and bothered.

I might be sick, but it’d be ‘sick’ if you’d go out with me!

I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more of your time.

Doctors say I’m missing Vitamin U.

If beauty were a virus, you’d have caused a global pandemic.

If love were a contagion, I’d willingly be patient zero for you.

I might have a cold, but the chemistry between us is undeniably hot.

They say some viruses are beneficial; I’d say my infatuation with you is proving that right.

My heart’s been quarantined, and the only visitor allowed is you.

Is it hot in here or is it just the fever you give me?

I might be down with a cold, but you’re the hot tea I’ve been looking for.

Every time you’re near, my pulse races – are you a flu symptom?

You must be a high temperature, because things are heating up between us!

I think I’m sick… sick of not getting to know you better.

Is your name Fever? Because you’ve got me sweating and my heart racing.

You must be a cold compress because you’ve got me cooling down from this heat you bring.

They told me to stay hydrated, but how can I when you make me so thirsty?

In a world full of temporary colds, you’re the eternal warmth I’ve been seeking.

If holding onto memories was a medicine, I’d overdose thinking about you.

Being sick reminds me of the fragility of life, and I don’t want to waste another moment without expressing how I feel about you.

Even on my sickest days, the thought of you rejuvenates me.

They say love heals, and your presence feels like a remedy.

Even in a world of endless epidemics, I’d journey through them all just to find you.

Your presence is the antidote to every ailment of the heart I’ve ever known.

They say love is a form of madness, and with you, I’d gladly be incurable.

Do you have a name or can I call you my medicine?

You must be a cough syrup, because every time I think of you, my heart skips a beat.

I must be allergic to beauty because every time I’m near you, I feel breathless.

If you were a germ, I’d never want to wash my hands again!

I’m no doctor, but I think I’m coming down with Love-itis, and you’re the cause.

I’m no doctor, but looking into your eyes, I can see a bright future for us.

I’m no doctor, but looking into your eyes, I can see a bright future for us.

You’re like a hot soup on a cold day – comforting, warm, and leaving me wanting more.

Is your name Vitamin C? Because you’re essential to my well-being.

I think I’ve caught feelings, and there’s no vaccine for that!

They say laughter is the best medicine, so can you be my comedian?

I told my doctor I felt like a pair of curtains. He told me to pull myself together and ask you out!

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te and infectious!

If I told you I was sick, would you hold my hand to check for a fever, or just because?

You must be a thermometer because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m overheating!

I think I need a CAT scan, because every time I look at you, I see purr-fection.

Doctor says I need more Vitamin U. Know where I could get a dose?

Even on a sick day, your radiance would light up a room.

Most people look their worst when they’re ill, but you make sickness look alluring.

You have the kind of energy that could revive a wilting flower.

Your aura feels like a warm blanket on a cold, sick day.

You’re the kind of person whose mere presence can heal souls.

While sickness might drain color from the world, you bring back all the vibrant hues with your charm.

You have that therapeutic vibe – every moment with you feels like a step towards wellness.

Most remedies soothe the body, but your laughter? It heals the soul.

Your beauty is so radiant, it could cure any ailment.

I thought I was coming down with something, but then I realized I’m just lovesick for you.

Your smile is my favorite antidote.

They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but I’d rather see you every day.

You’re like the chicken soup for my soul.

You must be a magician because every time I look at you, all my sickness disappear.

They say chicken soup is good for the soul, but I’d say it’s your presence that truly nourishes.

Whenever I feel under the weather, thoughts of you are my favorite remedy.