56+ Traffic Pick up Lines

Are you a traffic light? Because every time you’re around, I don’t know if I should stop or go.

Is your name Highway? Because my heart’s racing on the road to you.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes, no GPS required.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive by again?

Are you a speed limit sign? Because I’d never want to break the law of your heart.

If hearts were road trips, I’d choose the scenic route to yours.

Are you a roundabout? Because I’m getting dizzy thinking about you.

Are you a sports car? Because you make my heart race.

Do you like manual transmissions? Because I know how to handle a stick.

Are you an exhaust system? Because you’re making me hot.

I’m not a traffic light, but when you pass by, you turn me green with envy.

Are you a gear shift? Because I want to grind you all night.

Is your name Asphalt? Because I’m feeling a heat wave coming on.

Do you have an airbag? Because you’ve just made my heart crash.

Are you a convertible? Because I want to take your top down.

If love was a highway, I’d drive it end to end with you.

You’re like the road trip of my dreams – full of adventure and romance.

Are you a sunset drive? Because you’re painting my evening with beautiful colors.

If my heart had a GPS, it would always lead me to you.

You’re like the green light of my life – signaling go for all my dreams.

In the traffic of life, you’re my favorite stop.

Our love is like a long drive – exciting, unpredictable, and so worthwhile.

You’re like a vintage car – timeless, beautiful, and classic.

Are you a parking space? Because I’ve been searching for you everywhere.

Do you have a spare tire? Because I’m getting flat-out crazy about you.

If you were a car, you’d be a Ferrari – sleek, stylish, and stunning.

Are you a traffic sign? Because you got me stopping and staring.

Do you believe in car-ma? Because I think we were meant to meet.

Are you a traffic cone? Because you’re impossible to ignore.

If I could rearrange the roads, I’d put U and I together.

Are you a red light? Because I always stop when I see you.

Are you a U-turn? Because you’ve got me changing my direction.

Do you have jumper cables? Because you’ve just started my heart.

Are you a pothole? Because I’m falling for you.

If you were a car horn, I’d honk you all day long.

Are you a traffic jam? Because you’ve got me stuck on you.

Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy.

Are you a parking meter? Because I’d pay to spend time with you.

You must be a green light, because you’ve got me going.

Are you a GPS? Because I’m lost without you.

Are you an intersection? Because I’m looking both ways before crossing into your heart.

Are you a road map? Because you’ve got me feeling all plotted out.

Do you like bumper cars? Because I wouldn’t mind bumping into you.

If my heart was a car, you’d definitely be in the driver’s seat.

Do you like convertibles? Because you’ve got my heart opening up.

You’re like a speed camera – I smile every time I see you.

If kisses were honks, I’d be causing a traffic jam.

If I could rearrange the streets, I’d make every road lead to you.

Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.

You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.

Do you have a speed limit? Because you’ve got my heart racing.

Are you a traffic signal? Because you’re giving me mixed signals.

If love was a road trip, I’d travel a million miles with you.

You’re like a roundabout – I keep going in circles thinking about you.

Is your name Detour? Because you’ve taken me on a beautiful new path.